More Alternative Dictionary Definitions


    CATKIN Kitten
    DEPTH CHARGE What it costs to go over a submarine
    CRATER Box-maker
    RHEUMATIC Somewhere in the loft
    PONDER Someone who fishes in a very small lake
    CABINET Taxi-drivers own web
    LEVITATE Art gallery entrance charge
    ACCESSION Chopping up a lot of logs
    PAROLE The part a father plays in life
    SPOTLERSS Without a dog
    TWIST The card game in Yorkshire
    CORBYN Where to put apple left-overs
    PANHANDLE What you use to flush the loo

    Graham Forster

    One of the reasons that Arnie (the much-lamented Arnold Palmer) is playing so well is that, before each tee shot, his wife takes out his balls and kisses them.

    Anonymous US TV Commentator

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