More Alternative Dictionary Definitions

Some more definitions from graham’s imaginary dictionary

PERPLEX – What a purple chicken lays

SUFFOCATION – Indoctrination into Suffolk’s ways

CONDOM – Imprisoned Portuguese priest

SUPERB – Soup made from sage, thyme, etc.

PAUCITY – Run-down metropolis

METROPOLIS – Paris underground gendarmerie

POPPADUM – Dim father

JETSKI – Russian airliner

VINDALOO – Toilet water

REDSTART – Communist politicians mistress

BADGER – One who collects badges

MASTIFF – A huge row

PEER – Incontinent member of the House of Lords

Graham Forster

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