More alternative Dictionary Definitions

Graham gives us some more of his quirky dictionary definitions.

DILATE - Dead Welshman

JUNIPER - Very young Israeli

KIDNEY - Part of a young goat's leg

KEEPSAKE - Unable to get rid of a pain

BREEZE-BLOCK - Windbreak

MUTTER - Dog enthusiast

POMPOUS - Arrogant cat

MUMBO JUMBO - Female elephant

MARITIME - Wedding day

SURFACE - A champion on riding the waves

KILTED - Loony-left cry when Ted Heath was PM

PORTRAIT - The amount of fortified wine that one can drink

PINCE-NEZ - Not wearing undergarments

Graham Forster