MORE ALTERNATIVE DICTIONARY DEFINITIONS

Some more delightful "Alternative Dictionary Definitions" from Graham

POSTHUMOUS - Mail order compost company

FLAGRANT - Tirade against a national standard

CARAPACE - Sports car

POLECAT - Feline from Warsaw

CONTENTS - Equipment for prisoners under canvas

DIRECTOR - Welsh Vicar

JUDICIARY - Israeli china shop

KIDNAP - Young goat's sleep

LITTERLOUT - Young unruly puppy

DEPART - Very intense painting

BEATABLE - On which one puts a hive

HOBO - A fine young man in Plymouth

RAFFLING - Air cadet

FRENCH LETTER - Parisian landlord

Graham Forster