MORE ALTERNATIVE DICTIONARY DEFINITIONS

Some more pf Graham’s perverse definitions to keep you amused.

FANFARE – Food for supporters

PATRIOT – Crowd violence in Ireland

ABUNDANCE – Social with cakes as spot prizes

PARABOLA – Cricketer in the Paras team

ACONITE – Evening out with a West Country clarinettist

HORTICULTURAL – Being artistically proud

DETERGENT – Something to keep a man at bay

INCUMBENT – Earnings from illicit trading

PLAINSONG – Something sung on aircraft

CABINET – Taxi drivers’ website

PSYCOPATH – Special track for mentally disturbed cyclists

MATTRESSES – Unkempt hair

DICTUM – Upset stomach

PINCE-NEZ – Not wearing underwear

Graham Forster

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