ALTERNATIVE DICTIONARY DEFINITIONS

Some more of Grahams weird word definitions

TAFFETA – One of an ancient tribe of Welsh- eating cannibals

JOCKEY – Scottish

MANTANA – Fellow who tells lots of stories

PORPOISE – Sick cat

MUSIC – Sick cow

PLANKTON – Extremely heavy piece of timber

MENOPAUSE – Prehistoric animals, cross between human beings and cats

INNATE – A boat race crew from a local pub

COCK-A-LEAKIE – Incontinent male

MARITIME – Wedding day

NEGLIGENT – Cross-dressing man who prefers women’s night wear

FORLORN – Grass cutter

TESTIMONY – Admission price to a major cricket match

TRAMPOLINE – Underweight “man of the road”

Graham Forster

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