Alternative Dictionary Definitions

Graham creates yet more hilarious alternative dictionary definitions

BROTHERHOOD - Gangster monk

OXYMORON - Very stupid bull

COCKNEY - Disease in chickens like housemaid's knee

JARGON - A stolen vase

BIGAMIST - Large frog

MYTH - Female moth

KALEIDOSCOPE - Equipment for measureing collision impacts

JOCULAR - Scottish

KINDRED - Morbid fear of one's family

TADPOLE - A small resident of Warsaw

TRUMPET - Call in whist

PARADOX - Two doctors

Graham Forster