Alternative Dictionary Definitions

Graham contues his hilarious alternative dictionarry definitions

EXPRESS - A machine for crushing eggs

NITRATES - Prices charged from 8pm to 8am

FROGSPAWN - Top shelf magazines in France

PAS DE DEUX - Father of twins

MAXIMUM - Large mother

MINIMUM - Small mother

POLYGON - Dead parrot

PURPOSE - Happy cat

PENITENT - Cheap camping accessory

PHEROMONES - Complaints of Stoke Ferry citizens

BLACK ROD - Stick of liquorice

VIOLATIONS - Members of Al-Caida

Graham Forster