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More alternative dictionary definitions

October 2009

Graham produces more alternative dictionary definitions for our amusement.

RUMANIA Fanatical support for Rugby union

MATRIMONY Cash kept under the mattress

PREDICTION Period before a child learns to speak

SEQUEL Search for diligently

LAHORE French prostitute

FLASHPOINT The moment that the dirty mac is thrust apart

GRAMPUS Grandfather cat

HEADLIGHTS Miner's helmets

LEGENDS Furthest extremes of a sill

HYDRANGEA Warden in a particular London park


SHAGPILE Large amount of tobacco

ORCHESTRAL Cross between a seabird and a bird of prey

OTHERWISE Sexual aware

Graham Forster

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