River Wissey Lovell Fuller

More Alternative Dictionary definitions

May 2009

More fun with words from Graham Forster

TANGENT - Suntanned man

INSECT - Belonging to a religious group

UNDERGROUND - Not worn down enough

BICYCLE - What women are renowned for going on

WARTHOGS - What soldiers wear in battle

JINGOISM - Watching Booths or Gordons disappear

PEKINESE - Having sick looking legs

SUSPENSION - Dodgy annuity

SELFISH - Pertaining to Billingsgate traders

BUNION - Cross between beet and onions

DELIBERATE - Put back in prison

SANCTUM - Dropped waist-line

WAINSCOT - Mr Rooney's bed

PUBIC - Relating to an inn

Graham Forster

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