More Alternate Dictionary Definitions

More amusing definitions from Graham

HURRICANE A walking stick for walking quickly

SLAPDASH Hit and run

IBEX David Beckham's own introduction

RAMPAGE A leaf in SHEEPFARMERS GAZETTE

DOWNLOAD Large carton of feathers

LUPINE Toilet freshener

RETAIL Tell a story again

WAGGA WAGGA Two happy Australian dogs

GOBLET A small mouth

MISTRUST Metal decay due to fog

COCKNEYS Parts of chickens' legs

COUNTERPANE Ache suffered for sitting at a check-out too long

SUSPENSION Dodgy annuity

ENNUI In the toilet

Graham Forster