More Alternative Dictionary Definitions

Graham invents more word definitions for your enjoyment

LOCKSMITHS Stories about canals

TINTAGEL Coloured hair-oil

EDITOR Cockney mugger who hits people on the head

CARIBOUS Wine carrier

INTENTION Permanently on edge

MARXIST Fan of Groucho & his brothers

HORSEFLY Pegasus

FRANCOPHILE Dossier on the Spanish Civil War

PURPOSE How a cat sits when having its photo taken

POLICE Insects found in the toilet

VAGRANT A big moan about nothing in particular

OSTRICH Viennese millionaire

ARCHETYPE The class of Noah's boat

REPROBATE Imitation fish food

COCKCHAFER Skin-tight jeans

Graham Forster