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More Alternative Dictionary Definitions

January 2009

Graham invents more word definitions for your enjoyment

LOCKSMITHS Stories about canals

TINTAGEL Coloured hair-oil

EDITOR Cockney mugger who hits people on the head

CARIBOUS Wine carrier

INTENTION Permanently on edge

MARXIST Fan of Groucho & his brothers


FRANCOPHILE Dossier on the Spanish Civil War

PURPOSE How a cat sits when having its photo taken

POLICE Insects found in the toilet

VAGRANT A big moan about nothing in particular

OSTRICH Viennese millionaire

ARCHETYPE The class of Noah's boat

REPROBATE Imitation fish food

COCKCHAFER Skin-tight jeans

Graham Forster

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