More Alternative Dictionary Definitions

Graham conjures up some more unique dictionary definitions.

CUSTARD Describing one who swore badly

PURCHASE Events where cats jump fences

CAMPERVAN A gay's mobile home

LUGGER Chinese game with the oval ball

COPULATE Tardy policeman

ASPIC Like an Egyptian snake

EULOGY The study of Christmas logs

RAMRAID A charge by male sheep

DISPERSE Rob somebody of their money bag

COURSEWORK Serving at a restaurant

MADRIGAL Uncontrollable spasm

MONARCHS Royal expletive

PROTEST In favour of international cricket

HENMAN Cockerel

SPAGHETTI Name given to the health farm set up by the late Paul Getty

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