More Alternative Dictionary Definitions

Some more of Graham's Alternative word definitions for your amusement

POLLUTE String instrument from Warsaw

BOGUS American quagmire

UNIVERSE One-line poem

HABITAT Monk's headgear

BANQUET Natwest after a rain-shower

RAFFLING The Air Force's big day out

CHECKMATE Friend in Prague

HAYWAIN Regular call outside Man Utd's ground

WHOLESALER The complete naval person

OOCCIDENTAL To do with cattle's teeth

FRIARY Fish and chip shop

MAGNUM OPUS Large Irish cat

DIRECT Very drunk Welshman

OFFWATT Regulatory body for the hard of hearing

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