River Wissey Lovell Fuller

More Alternative Dictionary Definitions

June 2008

Graham conjures up more unusual dictionary definitions for your amusement

PETRIFY - Frighten a cat or dog

ALBUM - Someone with a large backside

CHOREOGRAPHER - Script writer on Coronation Street

MATRESSES - Unkempt hair

REPLY - Like a salesman


BRIEFLY - Insect that lays its eggs in French cheese

PARANOID - An irate father

FLATULENT - A borrowed apartment

LOCOMOTIVE - A stupid reason

SUBMITS - Submariners' gloves

CROQUETTES - Young frogs

KINDRED - Fear of one's family

Graham Forster

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