More Alternative Dictionary Definitions

Graham conjures up more unusual dictionary definitions for your amusement

PETRIFY - Frighten a cat or dog

ALBUM - Someone with a large backside

CHOREOGRAPHER - Script writer on Coronation Street

MATRESSES - Unkempt hair

REPLY - Like a salesman

PUPPET - VERY TINY DOG

BRIEFLY - Insect that lays its eggs in French cheese

PARANOID - An irate father

FLATULENT - A borrowed apartment

LOCOMOTIVE - A stupid reason

SUBMITS - Submariners' gloves

CROQUETTES - Young frogs

KINDRED - Fear of one's family

Graham Forster