MORE ALTERNATIVE DICTIONARY DEFINITIONS

Graham invents more humourous word definitions for us

FORTHRIGHT - Turning after the third right

DAUNTING - Early morning use of the microwave

COWBOY - Bull

MOGADISHU - What a cat eats out of in Somalia

COMMENTATERS - King Edwards

INTENSE - Under canvas

LUMEN - Lavatory cleaners

DISGRUNTLED - Of a mute pig

LEADERSHIP - Admiral's vessel

SIX QUID - Ailing sea creature

LOGJAM - Preserve made from wood resin

CARPETTING - Getting fresh in the back of one's auto

Graham Forster