MORE ALTERNATIVE DICTIONARY DEFINITIONS

Some more wacky definitions from Graham

MOLASSES - Female moles

INNOVATION - Round of applause in a pub

TAPAS - Playful pat on the backside

ZEBRA - Largest size women's "undie" in the States

ASBO - Somebody suffering with body odour

POLITICS - Parrot's muscular convulsions

PALATE - Dead father

TAGLIATELLE - Italian television

PUNISH - Pertaining to certain types of jokes

RUMPUS - Strange cat

MUMBLING - Mother's OTT jewellery

JOCKSTRAP - Poacher's snare in Scotland

CANOPY - Scottish complaint when one can't pass water

Graham Forster