River Wissey Lovell Fuller

More Alternative Dictionary definitions

November 2007

Graham conjours up some more alternative dictionary definitions.

BORDELLO - Disinterested greeting

COCKROACH - Male fish

HABIT - Cross between a hare & a rabbit

HANDICAP - Convenient headgear

OXYGEN - Information on cattle

ABOMINATION - A country that has a nuclear bomb

GIBBET - A wager placed in Gibraltar

CHURCHMAN - Gavin Henson's nickname

VANISH - Like a Ford Transit

MUTATE - Gallery of cat paintings

UPSHOT - Photo taken from the prone position

LOBOTOMY - Affliction of dropped backside, and

ASSERT - Pain suffered by it

COUNTERBALANCE - Checkout scales

Graham Forster

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