More Alternative Dictionary Definitions
Some more of Graham's wacky definitions!
PERILOUS - Out of pear wine
COYPU - Carps "poo poos"
PURCHASE - Cat race
CHAMPAGNE - Suffered by hypochondriac
SCARLET - A small wound mark
BOOMERANGS - A glut of rice crisp cakes
BROWNIE POINTS - Earned by the PM's sycophants
PICNIC - To select devil-worship
PROPERTY - Real char
UNIFORMS - They are filled in at University
SUPERVISION - Brilliant vision
WINKING - Triumphant Monarch
PIZZERIA - Sign outside public toilet