River Wissey Lovell Fuller

More Alternative Dictionary Definitions

October 2007

Some more of Graham's wacky definitions!

PERILOUS - Out of pear wine

COYPU - Carps "poo poos"

PURCHASE - Cat race

CHAMPAGNE - Suffered by hypochondriac

SCARLET - A small wound mark

BOOMERANGS - A glut of rice crisp cakes

BROWNIE POINTS - Earned by the PM's sycophants

PICNIC - To select devil-worship

PROPERTY - Real char

UNIFORMS - They are filled in at University

SUPERVISION - Brilliant vision

WINKING - Triumphant Monarch

PIZZERIA - Sign outside public toilet

Graham Forster

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