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MORE ALTERNATIVE DICTIONARY DEFINITIONS

April 2007

Some more of Grahams alternative dictionary definitions

PILGRIM - Nasty tasting tablet

PROBING - Bing Crosby's fan club

GERMINATION - Country suffering from an epidemic

DUMPLING - A small recycling site

EDITOR - A cockney who knocks people on

the "bonce"

BENIGN - Not quite beaten

CARPET - Nodding dog

PORTENT - Bad quality camper's equipment

OPAQUE - Nasty pain following an operation

TOFFEE - Like a really "posh" person

ARTERY - Gallery of paintings

CAMPUS - Gay cat

DESIST, DELIVER - To surgically remove various body

or DISHEARTEN parts

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