MORE ALTERNATIVE DICTIONARY DEFINITIONS

More of Graham's witty definitions

FOREPLAY - Shout when playing off at golf

FLATULENT - A borrowed apartment

PARSIMONY - Dad's bank account

OUTLIVE - To exist like a tramp

WILDFOWL - Angry duck

CARRION - Continue

REVEAL - Concerning calf meat

SENIOR - Schoolboy shout meaning "I spotted you"

NUDITY - Latest song

DUMB-BELL - Bimbo

ARSENIC - A pinch of someone's backside

BACKSIDE - Bet on a team to win

DESIRE - Geld

PEEWIT - Comedian in the Gents

Graham Forster