MORE ALTERNATIVE DICTIONARY DEFINITIONS

More amusing alternative dictionary definitions from Graham

CABBAGE - Taxi Fare

DISCOVER - To take the lid off

EDAM - Made up

MASSAGE - Area of ground for RC services

BRANDISH - Cereal bowl

PLAINTIFF - Just an ordinary row

REPAID - Concert for salesmen's charities

CUTLET - Minor scratch

CANCAN - To be absolutely sure that you can do something

PUPPET - New-born Chihuahua

LOOMING - Valuable early Chinese toilet

CHINCHILLA - Packed ice put on a broken jaw

Graham Forster