More of the World's Stupidest Headlines...
Some more stupid, but true, headlines from around the world
Thugs Eat Then Rob Proprietor
Clinton's firmness Got Results
STOLEN PAINTING FOUND BY TREE
EU MUST UNITE ON DRUGS
LOCAL HIGH SCHOOL DROPOUTS CUT IN HALF
Months To Wait For Mouldy Flat Family
TYPHOON RIPS THROUGH CEMETERY; HUNDRDS DEAD
Chin Drag Queens Have Officials on their Knees
WEATHER REPORTS DEPRESS POTATOES
Governor Chiles Offers rare opportunity to Goose Hunters
SPARE OUR TREES - THEY BREAK WIND
Textron Inc. Makes Offer to Screw Company Stockholders.
Need I say more? Ed
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