River Wissey Lovell Fuller

More of the World's Stupidest (Church) Signs

September 2005

This months stupid signs have been collected from church notice boards

Eight new choir robes are currently needed, due to the addition of several new members and to the deterioration of some older ones.

Norfolk church Notices

This evening there at 7pm there will be a hymn sing in the park opposite the church. Bring a blanket and come prepared to sin.

Dare not reveal the church concerned!

The concert was a great success. Special thanks are due to the minister's daughter, who laboured the whole evening at the piano which as usual fell upon her.

Who would own up to this one?

Next Sunday Mrs Vinson will be soloist for the morning service. The vicar will then speak on "It's a terrible Experience."

Vacancy for church organist!

The outreach committee has enlisted 25 visitors to make calls on people who are not afflicted with any church.

Is this a witch hunt?

A song fest was hell at the Methodist Church on Wednesday.

Who upset the vicar?


Collected by the Editor

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