Some more Sniglets
Sniglets are the creation of Rich Hall, the North American stand-up comic and are words that should appear in a dictionary, but don't!
Sniglets are words that don't appear in the dictionary, but should)
Aeroma (ayr oh' ma) - n. The odour emanating from and exercise room after an aerobics workout.
Beavo (bee' vo) - n A pencil with teeth marks all over it
Caterpallor (cat 'er pal lor) - n The colour you turn after finding half a grub in the fruit you are eating
Detruncus (de trunk us) - n. The embarrassing phenomenon of losing one's bathing shorts while diving in the swimming pool
Eiffelites (eye' ful eyetz) - n. Gangly people sitting in front of you in the pictures who, no matter what direction you lean in, follow suit
Fictate (fik' tayt) - v. To inform a television or screen character of impending danger under the assumption they can hear you
Gazinta (gah zin' tuh) - n. Mathematical symbol for division; also the sound uttered when dividing out loud (example: "Four gazinta eight, twic")
Hudnut (hud' nuht) - n. The leftover bolt or screw in any "some assemble required" project
Intaxication - Euphoria at getting a tax refund, which lasts until you realise it was your money to start with.
Kawashock (kah wah shahk) - n. Pulling into the last remaining parking spot only to discover a motorcycle there
Lorp (lawrp) - n. The part of the shoe that collapses when you try to pull it on without a shoe horn
Maypop (may' pop) - n A bald tyre
Netsec - n. A unit of time used in indicating work lost due to reading net jokes
Opling (op' ling) - n. The act, when feeding a baby, of opening and closing one's mouth, smacking one's lips and making "yummy" noises, in the hope that the baby will do the same.
collected by Ray Thompson