River Wissey Lovell Fuller

An Alternative Dictionary....

July 2005

Silly alternative word meanings....

Benign what you be, after you be eight

Artery the study of painting

Bacteria back door to cafeteria

Caesarean section a neighbourhood in Rome

Cauterize made eye contact with her

Colic a sheep dog with indigestion

Coma a punctuation mark

Dilate to live long

Enema not a friend


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