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GIANT WAVES DOWN QUEEN MARY'S FUNNEL

DRUNK GETS NINE MONTHS IN VIOLIN CASE

CLINTON STIFF ON WITHDRAWAL

MORE WOMEN NEEDED FOR RANDOM SAMPLING

MRS RYDELL'S BUST REVEALED AT NEARBY SCHOOL

INVISIBLE MAN DISAPPEARS FROM VIEW

GOLFERS WARNED NOT TO LICK BALLS

GOLFER CHARGED WITH DRUNKEN DRIVING

CARIBBEAN ISLANDS DRIFT TO LEFT

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