River Wissey Lovell Fuller


December 2004

Some more of Graham's daft signs

No walking, sitting on the grass, or playing in this pleasure park

- Notice in London Park

We repair what your husband fixed

- Sign on Repair Shop door

Open other end

- On the bottom of Coca Cola bottles in some countries

Why not try tossing over your favourite breakfast cereal?

- Suggestion on a packet of raisins

Mad service Daily 8 - 12

- Seen in a Mexico City Hotel

Seafood brought in by customers will not be entertained

- Sign outside a Malaysian Restaurant

Keep away from damp and sunlight

- on a set of garden furniture

Prize winning handmade sausages. Once tasted you'll never want another

- Notice at a Farm Shop

Minor side-effects include sneezing

- Safety warning on a hay-fever nasal spray remedy

Graham Forster

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