More Silly, But True, Signs
August 2004
Graham unearths more silly, but true, signs!
We can repair anything (please knock hard as the bell doesn't work.
Seen on Repair Shop door
Sheep 15 mph Seen on farmers gate
Toilet out of order. Please use floor below
Seen in a toilet in a London office block
Open seven days a week (except Mondays)
Sign in New York restaurant
Wanted: ejection seat tester: involves a small amount of travelling.
Job advert in an employment agency
No children allowed.
Seen in US maternity ward
Wanted: unmarried girls to pick fresh fruit and produce at night.
Seen on farm notice-board
For indoor or outdoor use only.
On a label of Chinese made Christmas lights.
Mixing bowl set designed to please a cook with round bottom for efficient beating.
Sign in kitchen supplies shop
Have your ears pierced and get an extra pair to take home.
Seen in a jewellery shop
Due to increasing problems with litter louts and vandals, we must ask anyone with relatives buried in the graveyard to do their best to keep them in order,
Notice distributed by a Wiltshire vicar
Graham Forster