More Humourous Ramblings
Graham teases some humour from som trite expressions
...A contest between poets and journalists and I'll show you verses versus pros' prose.
...A boring party and I'll show you a fete worse than death.
...A butler with false teeth, and I'll show you an indentured servant.
...A man wearing a toupee, and I'll show you someone travelling under an assumed mane.
HOW THEY LIVE
Model : In style
Constable : Upbeat
Musician : On a grand scale
Dietician : Hand to mouth
Psychiatrist : In a dream world
Electrician : In a shocking way
Hairdresser : A cut above the rest
Butcher : Above the chop