Some more chuckles to keep you smiling
The defendant aroused the landlord's suspicion as he was the only one in the pub wearing prison uniform.
I have all the Christian virtues except that of resignation.
With Congress, every time they make a joke it's a law and every time they make a law it's a joke.
I'm for a stronger death penalty.
Everyone in public life should be arrested at least once. It's an education.
In America they lock up juries and let the defendants out on bail.
Nothing is more annoying than to be obscurely hanged.