River Wissey Lovell Fuller

Legal Humour

June 2004

Some more chuckles to keep you smiling

The defendant aroused the landlord's suspicion as he was the only one in the pub wearing prison uniform.

Mick Potter

I have all the Christian virtues except that of resignation.

Lord Denning

With Congress, every time they make a joke it's a law and every time they make a law it's a joke.

Will Rogers

I'm for a stronger death penalty.

George Bush

Everyone in public life should be arrested at least once. It's an education.

Alan Clark

In America they lock up juries and let the defendants out on bail.

Herbert Prochnow

Nothing is more annoying than to be obscurely hanged.


Ray Thompson

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